Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
I literally paid cover, got kicked out. Tried to explain that I was just clumsy, but mispronounced it. Then I got pissed off, stormed out..and clotheslined myself on a velvet rope. How was your night?
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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