Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
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