Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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