Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
You text me last night that you invented a new food. Cheese-less grilled cheese. Congrats, you made toast.
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
We left an ass print on the piano.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
Some lady just walked up to me in the bar and proclaimed that I looked like a "shady motherfucker." Can't argue with that one.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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