Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
Randomize
