He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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