just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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