She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
