No seriously, I have to sell the house because my wife found out I'm gay.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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