I'm at breakfast still drunk holding a blow up parrot
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
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