Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
see... this is why i put birth control in all my friends drinks
wait.... you do what?
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
Okay who let me pass out in a recliner cuddling a pitbull and a cardboard cutout of Orlando Bloom
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
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