is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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