I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
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