Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
what if I'm pregnant?
smusmorshion
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
I just elbowed a roll of wrapping paper, and said “ohh sorry”. I’m still drunk.
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