let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
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