I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
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