I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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