I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
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