her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
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