I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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