kristin has been a bad kristin
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
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