Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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