talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
Having a midget officiate your wedding because you think it'd be hilarious: good idea or potential lawsuit?
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
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