Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
I wish life had little blips of pornography
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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