the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
I am coming home with the worst sun burn of my life, two unused condoms, and an unworn slutty dress. Worst. Bachelorette. Party. Ever.
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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