Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
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