Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
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