What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
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