I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
Randomize
