Why the fuck didn't you flush? If I were a guy and you were my girlfriend that would be my main concern. Nothing's worse then a decaying piece of poo neglected in the toilet bowl.
I have been with my fiance for four years.
I still wait until he is asleep, not at home, or doing something for a long time (mowing, hunting, etc) before I do the #2. I will suffer painfully before pooping while he's awake.
Which isn't hard since girls don't poop.
:)
i pretend girls don't poop. and get visibly upset at anyone who speaks otherwise. to this day i've never known of my mom or grandmother shitting and i think all girls should practice this high level of discretion lol
wtf is wrong with people? going out of your way to ensure that your boyfriend/fiance/husband is never around when you poop? i'm sure they never EVER return the curteosy. you're all fools, girls-who-don't-poop. be respectful. use the fan, use air freshner or strike a match if necessary. and flush.
this pathologizing of a natural bodily function is retarded.
If she didn't flush, it was intentional, to get him past the point of the "girls don't poop." Which, by the way, is told by little boys mothers, or young girlfriends. It's a ridiculous fairy tale.
Guys who think girls don't poo are missing out.. You can't fully love someone unless you know there in's and outs... And there is an out... And sometimes you like to go in that out... So get to know it !!!
i'm sorry 2:28 but if you don't poop, you're going to die very shortly. an obstructed colon is the least of your problems. your brain is constipated, girly.
oh my gosh i totally agree.
we girls poop and fart. get over it! ha
i pooped at my best friends house thinking it wouldn't smell
but his cousin went in after me and was like omg what is that smell?
and eventually they found out it was me and the phrase "TUTB" was created in my honor, ha
and everyone uses the phrase now at my school and know im the first TUTB-er behind it
oh btw TUTB means tearing up the bathroom, embarrassing right?
This makes no sense, unless you plan on having him watch you shit. I could understand farting, but not flushing? Are you trying to take your relationship to the "I can shit my pants in front of him" stage?
EVERYONE POOPS. IT'S A FACT, NOW IF MEN/BOYS WANT TO PRETEND GIRLS/WOMEN DON'T POOP, THEN THAT'S YOUR PROBLEM, YOU'LL BE IN SHOCK WHEN YOU WALK IN AFTER SHE'S OUT OF THE WASHROOM. NO ONE LIKES POOP, BUT SERIOUSLY, POOPING IS ESSENTIAL TO DAILY LIVING. IF YOU CAN'T POOP, YOU MIGHT NEED SURGERY. . .
nasty whore. all you had to do was call him inthere while you were pooping..not leave a nasty ass load in his toilet. i wish i was your mom so i can bitch slap the nastyness out of you.
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