His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
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