i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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