No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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