i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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