I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
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