Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
Whoever had sex in my bed during the party last night left a glow in the dark condom on my floor. I'm not even mad anymore, I just want to know who it is so they can tell me where to get one.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
Pretending to leave a voicemail when the person answers the phone....that's gotta be drunk dial level 99
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
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