Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
Randomize
