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  • McCleanUp on register 1.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 3:08am
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  • Wow, what a McDouche.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 1:58am
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  • I get it it's funny...... Oh ya no.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 27, 09 at 6:33pm
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  • My friend works at McDonalds in NY. She said that never happened to her before. Bet you it will now.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 30, 09 at 1:59am
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  • ah geez, now i want some mcnugs!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 11:32pm
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  • FiRsTtTtT!!!!!!!!!1111!!!!!leleven!!11

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 27, 09 at 4:07pm
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  • what is with all you whores posting slutty stories about what you did when you were 13?!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 10:33pm
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  • 1:12 and 12:24 are the reasons this website exists.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 12:32pm
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  • Omg 7:26 you are sooo hot. Oh wait no you are just an attention seeking whore.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 27, 09 at 8:16pm
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  • I rubbed my clit in a 24 hour mcdonalds and the manager saw me and definitely got a boner lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 27, 09 at 7:26pm
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  • I think I just shit myself laughing, thank god I'm not at a MickyD's too, a staff member might've offer themselves.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 20, 10 at 5:40am
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  • One time I rounded up a group of extremely horny homeless men and had them jack off to my gaping asshole them had them run train on me while watching Pete an pete

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 1:12pm
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  • 4:22 just needs to choke on his own dick like now.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 27, 09 at 4:30pm
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  • why wont this post what im writing!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 11:16pm
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  • Hahaha your my hero(:

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 5:31am
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  • i want some McNuggets right about now

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 3:40am
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  • Lol that happen to a friend of mine and he just told them that there food was shit and it gave him fools poisoning

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 5, 10 at 7:56am
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  • yeah exactly 10:33, no-one cares if you drank your bf's cum or had a threesome! whores!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 10:34pm
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  • Haha someone got a little drunk tonight

    Submitted by Biga1018 on Dec 18, 10 at 10:27pm
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  • Tummy hurts

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 22, 10 at 11:51pm
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  • My bf has pussy juice in his goatee

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 27, 09 at 7:53pm
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  • I'm poopin and it hurts :/

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 27, 09 at 7:12pm
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  • One time, my boyfriend jizzed in a measuring cup so he could see how much cum he was pouring down my throat. Turns out it was 1 1/4 cups. I willingly gulped it all down. ;)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 12:42am
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  • Nopeeee :P me and my best friend are girls. We like to cum swap too. I bet you wish I was your gf huh...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 2:13am
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  • 4:59 you should kill yourself you worthless fuck

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 27, 09 at 5:29pm
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  • In Soviet Russia, McNuggets wait for you after throwing up on counter!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 5:08am
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  • Hellio all of y'all r chuck a booty and a buttboil and chuck my booty

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 27, 09 at 4:28pm
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  • Haha that's weird I feel awkward when I puke on dicks and put them in my ass.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 27, 09 at 10:05pm
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  • 10:05 you get down huh? good thing im not the one getting down with you that's fuckin nasty.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 27, 09 at 10:34pm
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  • That's happens to me before... I just left

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 27, 09 at 6:32pm
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  • wow 12.44, must be good to know he prefers your best friend over you!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 11:18pm
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  • Oh yeah? Well one time me and my best friend and my boyfriend had a threesome and he came all over our faces and both our faces were coveted in his sticky mess.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 12:44am
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  • haha she bangs him and then he blows his load on your face, hillarious!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 11:19pm
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