Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
she gave me a handjob in the middle of the night and my stomach growled so she walked out totally naked and came back 5 minutes later with two sandwiches. who the fuck says getting married is awful?
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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