Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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