nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
Randomize
