We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
A particularly funny moment you may have missed; you walked in to the basement to announce that whoever was cooking sausages had left them on the grill for Hella long, only to be told that you were in fact the person grilling. At which point you just said, "the sausages are done" and walked out
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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