sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
In America we eat man semen.
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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