Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
I think a kid would responsible me up
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
I just want somebody who'll randomly bring me pizza and lovingly squeeze my butt. Is there a dating app for that, do you think?
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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