were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
Why do I always have sex on the first date when I know it demotes me to booty call girl?
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
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