They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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