The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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