Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
there is nothing more depressing than your birth control alarm going off while you're masturbating, and realizing you've been taking pointless precautions for over a month now.
I received a text promising me sex if I drove to Memphis this weekend. Too bad for my penis that we're watching zombie movies and playing cards.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
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