When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
third nipple confirmed
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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