do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
Also I want everyone to be drunk at my funeral. Instead of wearing black just blackout. That way everyone can celebrate how fun I was
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
I just realized my hands still smell like your cock. Which is awesome, but I wonder if the clerk at the store appreciated it.
I feel bad. I'm the reason hand sanitizer exists.
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
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