Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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